Got a letter from the DMV

beetle

Got a letter from the DMV. It said I have to register my new car and prove it’s insured.

So, I burned the letter and locked the car in the garage.

Then I ran down to the showroom, bought three more cars and hid them in the woods.

If those bastards want my vehicles, they’ll have to pry the steering wheels from my cold, dead hands.

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